Team Paul Bible Study PDF – Chibi Damascus Road Newspaper: From Persecutor to Apostle (Printable Acts 9 Devotions + Coloring + Snark for Adults)

Tired of shiny Christian Instagram vibes when your faith feels more like a mosh pit gone biblical?

Welcome to the Hollow & Hearth Gazette, Vol. 1: Damascus Road — the Team Paul Bible Study where Saul goes from “breathing out threatenings and slaughter” (Acts 9:1) to the church’s greatest apostle faster than you can say “scales fell off.”

This instant-download 10-page newspaper-style PDF is raw, sarcastic, chibi-packed fun for grown adults who love deep KJV Scripture but hate lukewarm nonsense. Think VeggieTales meets The Matrix: red-pill conversion edition.
What’s inside this chibi revolution:

Full Acts 7–9 backstory: Stephen’s stoning, Saul holding the coats, “just another Tuesday” scorched-earth campaign

The Damascus Road mic-drop: Jesus interrupts with extreme prejudice (“Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou ME?”)

Ananias gets the worst assignment in church history — and obeys anyway
Your Own Damascus Road journal prompt + scales-falling doodle page
Memory verse coloring page (chosen vessel vibes)
Reflection questions that hit like a 90s ska breakdown: “What ‘coats’ are you still holding?”

Team Paul Energy checklist + closing prayer that sounds like the one you mutter when God won’t pick someone else

Special note from Sarah: “You’re not too far gone. You’re right on time.”

Perfect for solo coffee-and-Scripture time, small group underground meetings, or blasting the “Saul to Paul” track (use code TEAMPAUL in our store for a discount). God still turns persecutors into apostles, coat-holders into Scripture writers, and reluctant rebels into chosen vessels.

Instant digital download — print it, doodle in the margins, rage-pray, then drop a review so the Hearth stays lit.

“But the Lord said unto him, Go thy way: for he is a chosen vessel unto me…” — Acts 9:15 (KJV). God doesn’t choose the qualified. He qualifies the chosen. Even if your résumé starts with “breathing murder.”

Hollow & Hearth — One month old & eternally on fire. Where Scripture meets chibi chaos and your worst chapters become your greatest testimony.